did-you-kno:

When Ashton Kutcher was 13 years old, he almost jumped off a hospital balcony so he could commit suicide and donate his heart to his dying brother.

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sexstimulation:

slut-overload:

when I was in high school and I use to sext guys I would literally be eating or playing a game and they would think I’m masturbating and it was just really funny

I still do this lol

(via moan-my-name-louder)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via oncewasalex)

  • world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
  • america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.
  • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

(Source: queenundomiel, via prideczdthefall)

trencly:

i love my friends

(Source: trencly, via cambiann)

Off to Cornwall for a week!

did-you-kno:

A 12-year-old Ethiopian girl was beaten and abducted by seven men who tried to force her into marriage but was saved by three lions that chased off her captors.

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did-you-kno:

Bob Marley’s final words were “money can’t buy life.”

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vikingofficial:

sixpenceee:

An Hourglass Graphic of every human that has ever lived vs. humans that are alive on earth at this moment.

This is really cool and i’m so sorry but I keep thinking of the scenario when the dead reach the top and overflow into the living and starts a zombie apocalypse

(via injackwetrust)

jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

(Source: jairustehvirus, via kat-mccloud)