nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

(Source: fishki.net, via louisaelizabeth)

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

(Source: somethingclassic, via gengaa)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via paradoxical-equinox)

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

(Source: exhaledoom, via paradoxical-equinox)

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

image

what a majestic creature

It would explain nesie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

(via ad0l3scent)

thearchetypeprophet:

sixpathsofbased:

thunder28:

unnecessarilystupid:

warp-corevalues:

ive found one in the wild

no fatties

wow. Dont know whether to laugh or cry

This hurts

all anime

im a goblin trapped in a humans body and i’d like to take you on a date

2girlsandapornblog:

So can someone eat me out, or nah?

(via moan-my-name-louder)

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

(via vegas-skies)

(Source: my-teen-quote, via killjoeydee)

silentpunk:

This was a golden age

(via theunofficialpope)

little-things-count-the-most:

gracefulyawkward:

In 8th grade I had a teacher who, if he caught you reading, would take your book away, read the ending, then threaten to tell you the ending if he caught you reading it again

satan

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fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

image

(via br4h)